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Pokéjob 

The act of getting a blowjob while playing Pokémon on a DS or a Gameboy.
I love getting a Pokéjob from my girlfriend, she's the best!
Pokéjob by zackkattackk* May 1, 2010
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Poke Job 

It's when she pokes it.
Male 1: dude did you get laid last night
Male 2: nah, even better, I got a poke job!
Poke Job by koolaidman4 June 27, 2010
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A blow/hand job from a woman who has shook hands and/or conversed with the pope.
Mary gave Sam the nastiest popejob after sunday school.
popejob by Samiamnoe November 29, 2015
a girl vomits whilst giving head
jenny was deepthroating her boss when she suddenly gaged and give him a pukejob
pukejob by boidy March 6, 2014
A gathering of half-drunk half-stoned teenagers playing Pokemon Go in a public spot after hours, more often than not creating disturbances for the public.
Police dispatch: "Attention all units! A pokemob is in progress in 22 Square. Proceed with caution, I repeat, proceed with caution!"

Officer 1: "Fuck! Again?!"

Officer 2: "Let's roll. (thinking) I gotta catch that Squirtle!"
Pokemob by Shadiac July 14, 2018
A large gathering of people standing around playing the Pokemon Go game.
Check out that pokemob over there.. So eerie, nobody is saying anything..
Pokemob by bt burnem July 24, 2016
The act of sucking upon a womans (or man’s) ponytail until you complete.
“Yo, my mouth be tired as sin.”

“Probably from that 9 hour ponejob you gave that fella last night.”
Ponejob by Smortch September 1, 2018
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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