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poonejob 

a brown skinned thing that wears towwels on their head and worship things that grow out of their asses and blow eachother up with bombs
ex1: Welcome to the quicky-mart

ex2: where to?
poonejob by SIC April 11, 2004
Words you can keep

Poonejob 

Suicide bomber. Towel wearing and smelly.
- We went to go to the store but it blew up and we saw a poonejob fly out.
Poonejob by Mike4325654645 March 12, 2009
Related Words

poonjobcholie 

one of the WORST possible terms you could ever call someone even worse then cunt
damn, bubba called me a poonjobcholie man
poonjobcholie by ant lop September 5, 2011
I'll give you a poonjob!
Poonjob by ilikebicycles October 10, 2010
Poonjob:

It's like Nigger for Indians!

(now available at your local convinience store)
(read in funny indian accent)
Samir: What is up my Poonjob
Ankesh: you a crazy Poonjob
Samir: Poonjob please, I ain't nobody's Poonjob
Ankesh: Bitch, you my dirty stinking Poonjob.
Samir: Go fuck a goat
Poonjob by The Lonliest Monk August 1, 2007

Phonejob 

When you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual Handjob.
Jacob: Paul what are you doing?!

Paul: Oh my girlfriends texting me, she's giving me a Phonejob.
Phonejob by Peppered January 21, 2014
A total fuck up, basically a total fuckup.
"That dudes a fucking poonjob."
poonjob by J-NUTS January 3, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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