Phonejob
When you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual Handjob.
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i phone job
Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
i phone job by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020
Related Words
phone job • poonejob • Ponejob • i phone job • Phone Jab • phone jockey • phone jones • phone hobo • Phone Jockie • Phone joneser
Phone Job
When your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little sexual pleasure when someone calls. Happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. Phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive sexual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.
"I was driving home and my phone went off, I let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then I was mortified when I saw that my mom just gave me a phone job."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
Phone Job by Drinkin' Dan January 7, 2010
Phone Job
Phone Job by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018
phone job
The act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your penis and then masterbating with the phones. The experience can sometimes be better if someone is talking on the phone during this act.
Dude, my mom called me last night and while she was talking i gave my self a phone job. Best one ever.
phone job by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006
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phone job by igknight333 October 16, 2011
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B)
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