Pondore 

He is a fat pig

That guy is so pondore

Pondore by Hulk June 9, 2016

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

puddle ponderer by jubezz October 30, 2010

podnored 

To be ignored by a person with the aid of an ipod or similar device. Generally people podnore to escape other wise awkward confrontations or conversations.

"Man, I saw Jill walking in my direction, I didn't want to have an awkward conversation so I just wipped out my Ipod and podnored her."

"Dave sat next to me in science class today, I tried to make some small talk but he just podnored me."

podnored by mepuka November 27, 2007

Cock Ponderer 

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

Cock Ponderer by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

pondered 

Thought about

She pondered the fact.

pondered by giggirl2005 April 10, 2017

ponzored

the ultimate pwnage - a pwn so large that nothing can compare to it!

Holy Shit, I just got PONZORED!!!!

ponzored by tieywhiey January 27, 2008

Pondurence 

Nice and brave person who like his home/ship/motherland.

Hot as hell, badassest thing ever.

Threat as a warship. Reliable as a fortress.
Also very cute and sexy, if it is girl, and brutal and manly, if it is man. Everybody like to be with person like this.

1: Hay, lets go outside and hang out?
2: No, all world outside is a battlefield.

1: Oh, you such a pondurence! Pondurence as fuck! Let's stay home.

Pondurence by Katran May 17, 2017