pondergazing

When you're gazing off in an apparent daze while in deep thought (i.e. pondering) about something.

I was pondergazing when someone interrupted me and I forgot what I was thinking about.

by alabaster princess 79 June 26, 2016

Ponderbating

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.

You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!

by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011

Ponderbating

To think about masturbating!

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.

by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010

ponderbating

To think about or consider masturbating

That orgy scene in Westworld has me ponderbating.

by King Veneer December 7, 2016