The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.
Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.
You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.
The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.
I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).