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A pumpkin originating from England, and sometimes other countries within the United Kingdom. Pompkin is usually used derogatorily, as English pumpkins tend to be quite small. The word is sometimes used to refer to a male's penis, implying that it is of a size below average, or that it is a chode.
"Did you see what Michael was entering to the pumpkin contest? It was a pompkin!"
"I had a pompkin last night. The English surprisingly are quite good at seasoning."
"James? I heard his penis is more like a pompkin!"
Pompkin by Empty Wizard August 19, 2018
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Pumpkin Party

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...
Pumpkin Party by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

Pumpkinsexual 

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.
"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker 

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!
"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

Pumpkin Carver 

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}
Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

pumpkin slut latte 

Basic bitches that drink pumpkin spice latte near halloween and dress as slut version of different animals, usually involving an ear piece, some sort of drawing on the nose, and lack of clothing and a tail.
I saw a bunch of pumpkin slut lattes at the frats on halloween

Pumpkin spice latte 

Pumpkin spice latte by Whoopdi whooop September 29, 2018