Polyowned 

The act of a thread getting closed in a forum soon after its creation due to it's subject restating a question/issue that has been discussed to death and back already, usually closed/locked by a person named Polygon

"Wow this is only the 100th thread about the rifle bug, hope it gets Polyowned soon"

Polyowned by the polyowned June 20, 2005

Polyowned 

The act of braging about closing threads to forum members from a n00b admin.

"My thread was polyowned by that n00b admin."

"I'm the n00b admin that polyowned your thread!"

Polyowned by TankandJeep July 1, 2005

pillowned 

a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".

for example whilst a friend is sleeping, attack him/her with a large pillow or cushion, shouting "PILLOWNED!"

pillowned by Pheeel December 24, 2008

PornOWNED 

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.

Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.

PornOWNED by Steve April 6, 2007

Plowned 

1. When you get pwned and clowned simultaneously. Pwned + clowned = plowned.

2. When you get owned by a plow. Not to be confused with when you get owned AND clowned by a plow (plown-clowned).

1. zomg dat dewd plowned meh!

2. I was plowned in town.

Plowned by Another Pawn June 30, 2006

Pozowned

1. To be owned by a chav. Usually a gobby youngster with an ASBO. Often reffered to as an As-Boy.

"You just got Pozowned, n00b"

Pozowned by Sibbers December 3, 2005

poonowned 

derived from pwned and poonany. to be poonowned is the equivilant of being whipped.

jocelyn poonowns joe.

poonowned by lethalpotato March 24, 2005