pillowned
a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".
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Pillowed
A state of tiredness where one starts to feel intoxicated. Common symptoms include poor articulation and giddiness.
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pillowsexual by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010
pizzowned
the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
Pillowsexual
A person who has strong romantic feelings to any form of pillow (e.g. body pillow or normal pillow).
Person 1: "Hey bro can I come over to you r place later?"
Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."
Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro."
Person 1: "I accept you bro."
Person 2: "Thanks bro."
Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."
Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro."
Person 1: "I accept you bro."
Person 2: "Thanks bro."
Pillowsexual by Mr Helix May 2, 2022
pillowjeff
A lazy being mostly made of fluff and puff. Wears a backwards LA hat. Will likely try and have relations with your girlfriend (even if your girlfriend is fat). Can ruin an office and employees with amounts of gossip beyond belief. Is known to take more naps than Drew. Will hustle you for money
pillowjeff by YEYE JD September 18, 2007
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