pillowned

a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".

for example whilst a friend is sleeping, attack him/her with a large pillow or cushion, shouting "PILLOWNED!"

by Pheeel December 24, 2008

Pillowed

A state of tiredness where one starts to feel intoxicated. Common symptoms include poor articulation and giddiness.

"I'm so pillowed"

Friend 1:DUDE we've been up for *counts fingers* 26 hours!
Friend 2:wooah nelly, I's expectin mmoore *laughs* mmoor *laughs* no no *laughs...continues laughing*
Friend 1:...ok then..?
Friend 2:*laughing* no no, I *continues laughing*
Friend 1:umm... you're just plain Pillowed man.

by HF clan April 18, 2010

pillowsexual

to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows

yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual

by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010

pizzowned

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

by Stupy John January 6, 2005

Pillowsexual

A person who has strong romantic feelings to any form of pillow (e.g. body pillow or normal pillow).

Person 1: "Hey bro can I come over to you r place later?"

Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."

Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro."

Person 1: "I accept you bro."

Person 2: "Thanks bro."

by Mr Helix May 2, 2022

Pablowned

A level of ownage even greater than Pizzowned. This word only occurs once a millenia. It is used to describe an event in which an individual is owned so badly that they literally explode into shit.

Lang Pablowned Tim in the face last night.

by Mok3sp33d July 21, 2006

pillowjeff

A lazy being mostly made of fluff and puff. Wears a backwards LA hat. Will likely try and have relations with your girlfriend (even if your girlfriend is fat). Can ruin an office and employees with amounts of gossip beyond belief. Is known to take more naps than Drew. Will hustle you for money

Is he sleeping on the job again...what a pillowjeff.

Pillowjeff ftw...

I'm your pillowjeff!

by YEYE JD September 18, 2007