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PornOWNED 

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.
Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.
PornOWNED by Steve April 6, 2007
Related Words

Polyowned 

The act of a thread getting closed in a forum soon after its creation due to it's subject restating a question/issue that has been discussed to death and back already, usually closed/locked by a person named Polygon
"Wow this is only the 100th thread about the rifle bug, hope it gets Polyowned soon"
Polyowned by the polyowned June 20, 2005
1. To be owned by a chav. Usually a gobby youngster with an ASBO. Often reffered to as an As-Boy.
"You just got Pozowned, n00b"
Pozowned by Sibbers December 3, 2005
To be completely owned by the use or involvement of a piano
This can involve dropping a piano on someones head or slipping over when drunk and bashing your head on the piano

Often used when someone playing the piano mucks up the piece due to the unwanted involvement of a third person (usually mocking/shouting)
PIANST (lol): Ah man i ruined my grade 5 piece thanks to your bottle rocket!

PRANKSTER : ...pianowned
pianowned by Aleb July 22, 2008

Probowned 

PROBOWNED (Probe-Owned)

The resulting humiliation or act of being owned in regard to the ownership of a ford probe. Although the car was only available circa 1989-1997, the earlier model owned.... The harsher the humiliation.
When chicks don't hang out with guys based solely on the fact they own a ford probe.

i.e.

Dean: "Hey Babe, wanna go to the drive-in"
Penelope: "Get lost you dirt-bag!"
Chet: "You just got Probowned Bro...."
Probowned by Chuck Huntington September 11, 2009

Pronowned 

A combination of the two word pronounced and renowned.
Jack: Charles darwin once said 'life is a ball sac, its never finished producing!'
Michael: What a pronowned speech.
Pronowned by Spleesh July 29, 2015