Skip to main content

poonowned

derived from pwned and poonany. to be poonowned is the equivilant of being whipped.
jocelyn poonowns joe.
by lethalpotato March 24, 2005
mugGet the poonowned mug.

PornOWNED

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.
Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.
by Steve April 6, 2007
mugGet the PornOWNED mug.
Related Words

Polyowned

The act of a thread getting closed in a forum soon after its creation due to it's subject restating a question/issue that has been discussed to death and back already, usually closed/locked by a person named Polygon
"Wow this is only the 100th thread about the rifle bug, hope it gets Polyowned soon"
by the polyowned June 20, 2005
mugGet the Polyowned mug.

Pozowned

1. To be owned by a chav. Usually a gobby youngster with an ASBO. Often reffered to as an As-Boy.
"You just got Pozowned, n00b"
by Sibbers December 3, 2005
mugGet the Pozowned mug.

pianowned

To be completely owned by the use or involvement of a piano
This can involve dropping a piano on someones head or slipping over when drunk and bashing your head on the piano

Often used when someone playing the piano mucks up the piece due to the unwanted involvement of a third person (usually mocking/shouting)
PIANST (lol): Ah man i ruined my grade 5 piece thanks to your bottle rocket!

PRANKSTER : ...pianowned
by Aleb July 22, 2008
mugGet the pianowned mug.

Probowned

PROBOWNED (Probe-Owned)

The resulting humiliation or act of being owned in regard to the ownership of a ford probe. Although the car was only available circa 1989-1997, the earlier model owned.... The harsher the humiliation.
When chicks don't hang out with guys based solely on the fact they own a ford probe.

i.e.

Dean: "Hey Babe, wanna go to the drive-in"
Penelope: "Get lost you dirt-bag!"
Chet: "You just got Probowned Bro...."
by Chuck Huntington September 11, 2009
mugGet the Probowned mug.

Pronowned

A combination of the two word pronounced and renowned.
Jack: Charles darwin once said 'life is a ball sac, its never finished producing!'
Michael: What a pronowned speech.
by Spleesh July 29, 2015
mugGet the Pronowned mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email