Independent: Shit happens.
Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Republican: The rich deserve more shit.
Moderate: We must also consider shit’s right to happen.
Liberal: Shit will happen if we don’t spend enough.
Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement.
Reform: We can’t get our poop in a group.
Socialist: Support the equal distribution of shit.
Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again.
Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit.
Green: Compost happens.
Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Republican: The rich deserve more shit.
Moderate: We must also consider shit’s right to happen.
Liberal: Shit will happen if we don’t spend enough.
Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement.
Reform: We can’t get our poop in a group.
Socialist: Support the equal distribution of shit.
Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again.
Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit.
Green: Compost happens.
I am a member of the green political party, therefore I believe in compost--and none of this crap about shit.
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Get the political party mug.A group of individuals who share a similar political philosophy. The two major parties in the United States are the Republican and Democratic parties. According to UrbanDictionary, both parties are failures and a waste of power, time, and money. In reality, neither party likes each other, especially in policy making. Political party preference is the main reason this country is "divided," since each party takes a particular stance on certain issues such as abortion and gay rights.
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Get the Political Party mug.Lack of free-thought or free thinking; each and every political party in existence is too biased, countering out any form of mediocrity. To compromise is essential, because all parties have some of form of merit, regardless of how little or large.
When one view becomes too extreme on an issue, it turns everything into a black & white reference. Bullshit: nothing is completely black & white. In life, there is always a complex mixture hidden within to take that aspect out of focus and bring its meaning to completely different level.
If there is a right political party, it's taking into consideration every element of a certain stance, eliminating whichever viewpoint you dislike, and keeping the association of the group it pertains to completely away.
Yet, we vote based upon a political party and having to "choose" which size is the best fit, even though the size is one too large or too small.
When one view becomes too extreme on an issue, it turns everything into a black & white reference. Bullshit: nothing is completely black & white. In life, there is always a complex mixture hidden within to take that aspect out of focus and bring its meaning to completely different level.
If there is a right political party, it's taking into consideration every element of a certain stance, eliminating whichever viewpoint you dislike, and keeping the association of the group it pertains to completely away.
Yet, we vote based upon a political party and having to "choose" which size is the best fit, even though the size is one too large or too small.
Political Party:
Three major political parties are Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarians.
Democrats are typically against execution, smoking, and smaller government, however are for abortion.
Republicans are all for execution, tend to be more for smoking, and love smaller government. They dislike abortion.
Libertarians advocate free personal choice which relates to the individual him or herself. The act to live one's life in whichever way they please, as long as they do not inflict upon the liberties of another.
^The most sound party, aside from intermediate.
The key here is to separate the identity of a view being in conjunction with some "group." Parties are a waste; there is no set way to do everything. It all depends on the situation and the individual's perception.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Seriously.
Three major political parties are Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarians.
Democrats are typically against execution, smoking, and smaller government, however are for abortion.
Republicans are all for execution, tend to be more for smoking, and love smaller government. They dislike abortion.
Libertarians advocate free personal choice which relates to the individual him or herself. The act to live one's life in whichever way they please, as long as they do not inflict upon the liberties of another.
^The most sound party, aside from intermediate.
The key here is to separate the identity of a view being in conjunction with some "group." Parties are a waste; there is no set way to do everything. It all depends on the situation and the individual's perception.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Seriously.
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Get the political party mug.a political group that holds certain views or beliefs, and tries to attain or maintain there party in power of the U.S. Government.
Democrat Views- (Liberal or Social Liberalism), Pro-Choice(choice of abortion), Pro-Gay Marriage(Gay Marriage Being Legal),Pro-Universal Health Care, Separation of Church and State, Strong Civil Liberties, Social Progressivism, Cultural Pluralism, Government ensuring of Positive Rights (Government providing education, health car ect.), Anti-Socialism, Mixed Economy, Stricter Gun Control, More Government Intervention, Limited Government Economy, Anti-Corporate Welfare, Diplomacy over Military Action, Stem Cell Research,Environmental Protection, Pro-Welfare
Republican Views- More economic freedom, Connection of Church and State, Social Conservatism, Anti-Universal Health Care, Anti-Gay Marriage, Anti-Abortion, Raising Tax's to balance Budget, Tax-Cuts, Pro-Tortue on Suspected Terrorists, Anti-Affirmitave Action, Pro-military spending, Anti-Welfare
Liberal Criticisms- Gay Marriage is against God, Abortions kill the unborn, Stem Cell research supports abortion, The constitution says that people are allowed to Bare-Arms, Unpatriotic, Dont pay attention to Illegal immigration, They want to change health care regulation
Conservative criticism- Think religion should be mixed in with government, Don't pay attention to the environment, Care more about the unborn the the already living, Care about the unborn so much, they would go against stem-cell research, which could substantially help the already living, Give criminals easy access to fire arms, give tax refunds that help the wealthy but not the middle or lower class, Support government getting in to citizens private lives, teach Abstinence-only sex education which is unrealistic, Supports foreign aggression more than they should
Democrat Views- (Liberal or Social Liberalism), Pro-Choice(choice of abortion), Pro-Gay Marriage(Gay Marriage Being Legal),Pro-Universal Health Care, Separation of Church and State, Strong Civil Liberties, Social Progressivism, Cultural Pluralism, Government ensuring of Positive Rights (Government providing education, health car ect.), Anti-Socialism, Mixed Economy, Stricter Gun Control, More Government Intervention, Limited Government Economy, Anti-Corporate Welfare, Diplomacy over Military Action, Stem Cell Research,Environmental Protection, Pro-Welfare
Republican Views- More economic freedom, Connection of Church and State, Social Conservatism, Anti-Universal Health Care, Anti-Gay Marriage, Anti-Abortion, Raising Tax's to balance Budget, Tax-Cuts, Pro-Tortue on Suspected Terrorists, Anti-Affirmitave Action, Pro-military spending, Anti-Welfare
Liberal Criticisms- Gay Marriage is against God, Abortions kill the unborn, Stem Cell research supports abortion, The constitution says that people are allowed to Bare-Arms, Unpatriotic, Dont pay attention to Illegal immigration, They want to change health care regulation
Conservative criticism- Think religion should be mixed in with government, Don't pay attention to the environment, Care more about the unborn the the already living, Care about the unborn so much, they would go against stem-cell research, which could substantially help the already living, Give criminals easy access to fire arms, give tax refunds that help the wealthy but not the middle or lower class, Support government getting in to citizens private lives, teach Abstinence-only sex education which is unrealistic, Supports foreign aggression more than they should
George Bush is a member of the republican political party, he is against gay marriage and abortion
Al Gore is a member of the democratic political party, he supports the environment
Al Gore is a member of the democratic political party, he supports the environment
by Jeff Roz February 22, 2009
Get the Political Party mug.A group of skilled liars (see politician) who will stop at nothing to push an agenda, to the dismay of the people they're supposed to "represent".
It's the way they force shit into your mouth and get paid to make you, your family, and your community's lives worse.
It's the way they force shit into your mouth and get paid to make you, your family, and your community's lives worse.
Political party and what they say:
Democrat: "Tax the rich, we're fucking salty."
Republican: "Tax cuts for the rich, impoverish and kill minorities."
Green: "Fuck the economy, save the damn planet."
Libertarian: "Fuck the restraints on economy and civil rights! Anarchism!"
Tea Party: "KILL ALL THE MINORITIES."
Nazist: "KILL ALL THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE A BIBLE."
Socialist: "Get your free yet really slow healthcare here! You may die before the hospital has a vacant spot for your operation!"
Communist: "I AM SALTY. EVERY RESPONSIBILITY IS EQUAL, SO WHY PAY MORE TO THE HARD WORKING?"
Corporatism: "FUCK CIVIL RIGHTS, CORPORATIONS OWN PEOPLE!"
Political parties don't give a fuck about the people.
Democrat: "Tax the rich, we're fucking salty."
Republican: "Tax cuts for the rich, impoverish and kill minorities."
Green: "Fuck the economy, save the damn planet."
Libertarian: "Fuck the restraints on economy and civil rights! Anarchism!"
Tea Party: "KILL ALL THE MINORITIES."
Nazist: "KILL ALL THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE A BIBLE."
Socialist: "Get your free yet really slow healthcare here! You may die before the hospital has a vacant spot for your operation!"
Communist: "I AM SALTY. EVERY RESPONSIBILITY IS EQUAL, SO WHY PAY MORE TO THE HARD WORKING?"
Corporatism: "FUCK CIVIL RIGHTS, CORPORATIONS OWN PEOPLE!"
Political parties don't give a fuck about the people.
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Get the political party mug.An organization made up of people who share similar views on certain political, social, and or economic issues. Its main purpose is to help people who want to run for office get the social and financial support they need to do so, but some of its other purposes include promoting effective policy changes to fix issues that affect various populations in society, promoting societal changes to get societal norms to be more consistent with their political beliefs, and provide a setting where like-minded people can discuss political issues without fear of being putdown and disrespected for having a different opinion on an issue. It is important to note that not all politicians are members of political parties.
What political party an individual supports depends on their beliefs. Here is a list of some political parties and their views:
Green Party
Supports ending the war on drugs; Supports giving the right to vote to prisoners; Supports gender equality; supports providing financial compensation to African Americans to repay for slavery; Supports abolishing the electoral college; supports establishing ranked choice voting
Libertarian Party
have the government take neutral stance on abortion; Supports ending marriage licenses from the government; Supports same-sex marriage; Supports the right to bear arms; Supports free trade; Supports protecting the environment and natural resources
Reform Party
Let local, county, and state governments provide solutions to issues; Use more renewable energy sources to generate power; supports making a rule to prevent any one political party from having more than one third representation within any government body
Citizen’s Party
Supports the right to bear arms; supports same sex marriage; have the government take a neutral stance on abortion; have nonviolent criminals work in community service programs while in prison; supports legalizing medical marijuana
Pirate Party
Opposes the government and corporations performing surveillance on people; reforming the patent systems; increase the use of renewable energy; Supports working to protect the environment and endangered species; ensure that everyone has equal access to education
Green Party
Supports ending the war on drugs; Supports giving the right to vote to prisoners; Supports gender equality; supports providing financial compensation to African Americans to repay for slavery; Supports abolishing the electoral college; supports establishing ranked choice voting
Libertarian Party
have the government take neutral stance on abortion; Supports ending marriage licenses from the government; Supports same-sex marriage; Supports the right to bear arms; Supports free trade; Supports protecting the environment and natural resources
Reform Party
Let local, county, and state governments provide solutions to issues; Use more renewable energy sources to generate power; supports making a rule to prevent any one political party from having more than one third representation within any government body
Citizen’s Party
Supports the right to bear arms; supports same sex marriage; have the government take a neutral stance on abortion; have nonviolent criminals work in community service programs while in prison; supports legalizing medical marijuana
Pirate Party
Opposes the government and corporations performing surveillance on people; reforming the patent systems; increase the use of renewable energy; Supports working to protect the environment and endangered species; ensure that everyone has equal access to education
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