pokéserved 

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.

Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"

pokéserved by k795 July 27, 2016

Poképervert 

People who look up Pokémon porn and are turned on by it. They may fap to it or are sexually attracted to Pokémon.

person 1: "That Typhlosion is super sexy. I'd like to bang her in bed"
person 2" "I knew you were always a Poképervert"

Poképervert by Arceus777 July 22, 2014

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster 

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster by erectism January 11, 2008

Sexually Preserved 

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

Sexually Preserved by SVP October 8, 2013

Preserved 

Used when someone is looking fine as hell, especially when the individual is older, hungover, or working against some sort of odds.

“Bro you’re looking preserved as hell right now.”
“Appreciate it man, I’m actually still drunk from last night!”

Preserved by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021

Preserved Causality Theory

A hypothetical framework proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) travel does not necessarily imply time travel or causality violation. Contrary to conventional physics (where FTL equals time travel via relativity), Preserved Causality Theory suggests that causality is more fundamental than light speed limits—that there's a deeper structure ensuring causes precede effects regardless of velocity. This could involve privileged reference frames, quantum non-locality extended to macroscopic scales, or novel spacetime geometry that allows FTL without temporal paradoxes. The theory opens the door to interstellar travel while keeping grandma safe from accidental erasure. It's the dream of every sci-fi fan who wants warp drive without the headache of meeting your own grandfather.

"But Einstein said FTL equals time travel!" they protested. "Preserved Causality Theory," the warp drive engineer replied, "suggests Einstein was right about light but wrong about causality being tied to it. We're going to Alpha Centauri in a week, and we'll be back before we left—no, wait, we'll be back after we left. Causality preserved. Probably." The theory remains unproven, but so does faster-than-light travel itself."

Preserved Causality Theory by Nammugal March 4, 2026

Preserved Causality Theory

A framework proposing that causality is fundamental and conserved—that even in extreme conditions (FTL travel, time dilation, quantum weirdness), cause-effect relationships are preserved. Preserved Causality suggests that causality isn't just a feature of our spacetime but a conserved quantity, like energy or momentum. You can stretch it, bend it, maybe even warp it—but you cannot break it. FTL doesn't mean time travel; it means we don't yet understand how causality is preserved at those speeds.

"They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Preserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. We don't know how FTL preserves it, but that doesn't mean it can't. The theory buys time for engineers: causality isn't fragile; it's fundamental."

Preserved Causality Theory by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026