poleaxe

This is the state you end up in after downing fifteen pints and a couple of whiskey chasers. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked

after slaughtering the contents of the beer Keg, he was totally pole-axed...

by JiF October 15, 2003

poleaxe

To own completely and totally. Usually involves violence.

Does not necessarily involve medieval weaponry.

The next person who calls me Con-Con gets poleaxed!

by GawdSauce May 5, 2008

poleaxe

just after shooting your load up your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own bournville chocolate.

My girl finally let me take a walk up her bournville alley,but i poleaxed her for makeing me wait.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Poleaxed

to be hit with extreme force causing loss of balance and in extreme cases injury and/or in some cases death.

Oh, did you see Jimmy? He poleaxed himself when he ran into that wall.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

poleaxed

Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.

After his revelation, Jane stared at Edward, poleaxed.

by Cate B December 16, 2008

Polaxed

To get drunk, wasted, fucked up.

I got so polaxed last night.

Lets get Polaxed!

by Tizzy October 25, 2005

Polaxed

When you're so deep in the pit that you get hit by a tram

Dude, did you see Graham last night? He was seriously pitted then get polaxed

by Caner's October 14, 2017