poleaxe

This is the state you end up in after downing fifteen pints and a couple of whiskey chasers. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked

after slaughtering the contents of the beer Keg, he was totally pole-axed...

by JiF October 15, 2003

poleaxe

To own completely and totally. Usually involves violence.

Does not necessarily involve medieval weaponry.

The next person who calls me Con-Con gets poleaxed!

by GawdSauce May 4, 2008

poleaxe

just after shooting your load up your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own bournville chocolate.

My girl finally let me take a walk up her bournville alley,but i poleaxed her for makeing me wait.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Poleaxed

to be hit with extreme force causing loss of balance and in extreme cases injury and/or in some cases death.

Oh, did you see Jimmy? He poleaxed himself when he ran into that wall.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

poleaxed

Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.

After his revelation, Jane stared at Edward, poleaxed.

by Cate B November 25, 2007

Poleaxed

the term used for drinking way too much and getting completely FUCKED!

Guy 1:lolz yeah Lachies passed out, looking over the toilet already.. and its fucking 10:30 pm

Guy 2:Hahahaha

Guy 1:yeah hes completely Poleaxed, so we gonna go draw on him!

by Belrial August 7, 2008

poleaxed

A condition that occurs after drinking your own bodyweight in vodka and ending up going home with a polish guy you never met before

Emma: Jesus! You look terrible! And where the hell were you last night?

Becca: Drank vodka redbulls for almost 10 hours after work yesterday, ended up at my lucky pub and woke up this morning with an Eastern European plumber somewhere in Tottenham...

Emma: Poleaxed?

Becca: Totally...

by beccajw October 21, 2007