Top definition
This is the state you end up in after downing fifteen pints and a couple of whiskey chasers. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked
after slaughtering the contents of the beer Keg, he was totally pole-axed...
by JiF October 15, 2003
Get the mug
Get a poleaxe mug for your cousin Bob.
To own completely and totally. Usually involves violence.

Does not necessarily involve medieval weaponry.
The next person who calls me Con-Con gets poleaxed!
by GawdSauce May 04, 2008
Get the mug
Get a poleaxe mug for your father Georges.
the skill in violent sexual intercourse, whereby the receiver is in copious amounts of pain - otherwise known as drilling.

Hear that bitch scream.
I fucking poleaxed Kerry last night, she had tears in her eyes and squealed like a pig...then shot up inside her and pinned her against the wall.
by Nickypoos Jemetta May 05, 2005
Get the mug
Get a pole axe mug for your sister Larisa.
just after shooting your load up your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own bournville chocolate.
My girl finally let me take a walk up her bournville alley,but i poleaxed her for makeing me wait.
by Anonymous October 07, 2003
Get the mug
Get a poleaxe mug for your sister-in-law Rihanna.