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Polasek is an odd guy who gets all the girls but is ugly as fuck with no rizz girls just are drawn too him because he is sometime rich and sometimes he really broke. He may seem like he gets all the girls but really all the girls he gets are ugly as fuck he’s definitely in love with motor cycles and blackbird aircraft’s he’s a military type of man who thinks he’s tough but would get beat up by a nigga named Braidan or a gay ass white boy named Nathan who sucks fat dick. But that’s not all Polasek has a huge veiny dick in his pants but it’s always hidden so he has big ass balls and will jump off random shit for attention but the most crazy thing abt a guy name Polasek is he’s a absolute bitch when it comes to guys bigger than him or even tiny popular people it’s crazy he only bullies little ass people and nobody knows why because if you ask a Polasek he’ll just try too fight you cuz he’s scared and insecure
Polasek first name is never related too his last name originating from Poland
Polasek by anonymous May 14, 2024

polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.
Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!
polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

Officer Polaski 

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.
Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"
Officer Polaski by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009
3 király tag,legnagyobb arc csajok akikkel valaha találkozni fogsz. Velük 5 perc és kikészülsz.
Baszki, úgy barátkoznék Polosékkal!
Én is!
Polosék by kitcsikatcsi November 7, 2020
A popular last name for someone who is Polish.
Hey guys! My name is _________ Polaski!
Polaski by maroon555 January 29, 2016

Polaski shot 

1.) (f.) When pouring a shot for a girl, it will be overflowing, relying entirely on surface tension to keep the alcohol from spilling out onto the table.

2.) (m.) When pouring a shot for a guy, it shall not exceed more than the halfway marker of the shot glass.
1.) (f.)Um....excuse me?? What the fuck is this shit?? Is this a fucking Polaski shot or some shit? You think if I have enough of these I'll be on the floor tonguing your balls or something????...Alright, cool, let me get another one."

2.) (m.) Dude that's such a Polaski shot, pour me some more.
A Polaski is a term used to call someone who really isn't Polish, Polish. The person being called a Polaski is more than likely being called this because they have a large nose, but are not a Jew.
"Carly, you freakin' Jew poser!"
"Are you callin' me a Polaski?"
"Indeed I am."
Polaski by Hanah has no life May 26, 2008
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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