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Polasek is an odd guy who gets all the girls but is ugly as fuck with no rizz girls just are drawn too him because he is sometime rich and sometimes he really broke. He may seem like he gets all the girls but really all the girls he gets are ugly as fuck he’s definitely in love with motor cycles and blackbird aircraft’s he’s a military type of man who thinks he’s tough but would get beat up by a nigga named Braidan or a gay ass white boy named Nathan who sucks fat dick. But that’s not all Polasek has a huge veiny dick in his pants but it’s always hidden so he has big ass balls and will jump off random shit for attention but the most crazy thing abt a guy name Polasek is he’s a absolute bitch when it comes to guys bigger than him or even tiny popular people it’s crazy he only bullies little ass people and nobody knows why because if you ask a Polasek he’ll just try too fight you cuz he’s scared and insecure
Polasek first name is never related too his last name originating from Poland
Polasek by anonymous May 14, 2024

polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.
Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!
polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

Officer Polaski 

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.
Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"
Officer Polaski by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009

Polosék

3 király tag,legnagyobb arc csajok akikkel valaha találkozni fogsz. Velük 5 perc és kikészülsz.
Baszki, úgy barátkoznék Polosékkal!
Én is!
Polosék by kitcsikatcsi November 7, 2020
A popular last name for someone who is Polish.
Hey guys! My name is _________ Polaski!
Polaski by maroon555 January 29, 2016

Polaski shot 

1.) (f.) When pouring a shot for a girl, it will be overflowing, relying entirely on surface tension to keep the alcohol from spilling out onto the table.

2.) (m.) When pouring a shot for a guy, it shall not exceed more than the halfway marker of the shot glass.
1.) (f.)Um....excuse me?? What the fuck is this shit?? Is this a fucking Polaski shot or some shit? You think if I have enough of these I'll be on the floor tonguing your balls or something????...Alright, cool, let me get another one."

2.) (m.) Dude that's such a Polaski shot, pour me some more.
A Polaski is a term used to call someone who really isn't Polish, Polish. The person being called a Polaski is more than likely being called this because they have a large nose, but are not a Jew.
"Carly, you freakin' Jew poser!"
"Are you callin' me a Polaski?"
"Indeed I am."
Polaski by Hanah has no life May 26, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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