Pojure

A derogatory term for those with an attraction to Pokemon. See Pokephilia.

Guy 1: Whatup my fellow pojures

Guy 2: whats good g im wanking my shit to slowpoke

by Snozingly7 January 6, 2025

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

i poured the juice

the act of peeing out liquids of the body.

i poured the juice after all that lemonade i drank.

by stamp sanchez August 14, 2007

Ex-posure

Unexpected encounters with your ex.

“I heard about this new show with a bunch of singles dating on a paradise island when their exes appear to mess things up.”

“Sounds like the ultimate ex-posure show.”

“Wicked.”

by MTVex April 12, 2014

Ex-posure

When unintentionally exposed to an ex girlfriend or boyfriend.

“Yo, was that your ex at the party last night?”

“Yeah, total ex-posure dude, I had to split and smoke a fatty in the garage.”

by ex-posed dude April 12, 2014

poured it

Having engaged in hot sexual activities with someone (past tense)

Last night I poured it to this Ho so good, she let me dump my load in her ear.

by BBWW December 7, 2006

posure

Refers to that feeling inside of you when your friend tells a really shitty joke and your posure just leaves your body and you feel like fainting.

Shane: People boil lobsters alive because they think they can't feel any pain
Peter: WELL THAT JUST MAKES THEM REAL SHELLFISH
Shane: *leave skype call because my posure is fucking gone

by Zypherbankai August 21, 2016