posure

Refers to that feeling inside of you when your friend tells a really shitty joke and your posure just leaves your body and you feel like fainting.

Shane: People boil lobsters alive because they think they can't feel any pain
Peter: WELL THAT JUST MAKES THEM REAL SHELLFISH
Shane: *leave skype call because my posure is fucking gone

by Zypherbankai February 29, 2016