posure

Refers to that feeling inside of you when your friend tells a really shitty joke and your posure just leaves your body and you feel like fainting.

Shane: People boil lobsters alive because they think they can't feel any pain
Peter: WELL THAT JUST MAKES THEM REAL SHELLFISH
Shane: *leave skype call because my posure is fucking gone

posure by Zypherbankai August 21, 2016

posure

To have good posture

Wow that's good posure

posure by Posture June 1, 2016

Ex-posure 

Unexpected encounters with your ex.

“I heard about this new show with a bunch of singles dating on a paradise island when their exes appear to mess things up.”

“Sounds like the ultimate ex-posure show.”

“Wicked.”

Ex-posure by MTVex April 12, 2014

Ex-posure 

When unintentionally exposed to an ex girlfriend or boyfriend.

“Yo, was that your ex at the party last night?”

“Yeah, total ex-posure dude, I had to split and smoke a fatty in the garage.”

Ex-posure by ex-posed dude April 12, 2014

Ex-posure 

That awkward moment when you’re having a good time and your ex appears out of nowhere to ruin it.

“Shit man, I was making out with Angelina at the Oscars when Jennifer came out of nowhere and eyeballed the crap out of me. Fuck, I hate ex-posure.”

Ex-posure by Brangelina April 24, 2014

ex-posure 

Running into your ex when you least expect it. Totally complicates things, especially when you’re on a paradise island with a bunch of hot guys.

“How did you feel when you were with Dan and Ricci came up on the beach?”

“I just felt like, shit, I’m so not up for ex-posure right now.”

ex-posure by MTVex-Vicky April 24, 2014

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] 

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005