Refers to that feeling inside of you when your friend tells a really shitty joke and your posure just leaves your body and you feel like fainting.
Shane: People boil lobsters alive because they think they can't feel any pain
Peter: WELL THAT JUST MAKES THEM REAL SHELLFISH
Shane: *leave skype call because my posure is fucking gone
by Zypherbankai February 28, 2016
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Unexpected encounters with your ex.
“I heard about this new show with a bunch of singles dating on a paradise island when their exes appear to mess things up.”

“Sounds like the ultimate ex-posure show.”

“Wicked.”
by MTVex April 10, 2014
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When unintentionally exposed to an ex girlfriend or boyfriend.
“Yo, was that your ex at the party last night?”

“Yeah, total ex-posure dude, I had to split and smoke a fatty in the garage.”
by ex-posed dude April 10, 2014
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That awkward moment when you’re having a good time and your ex appears out of nowhere to ruin it.
“Shit man, I was making out with Angelina at the Oscars when Jennifer came out of nowhere and eyeballed the crap out of me. Fuck, I hate ex-posure.”
by Brangelina April 24, 2014
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Running into your ex when you least expect it. Totally complicates things, especially when you’re on a paradise island with a bunch of hot guys.
“How did you feel when you were with Dan and Ricci came up on the beach?”

“I just felt like, shit, I’m so not up for ex-posure right now.”
by MTVex-Vicky April 24, 2014
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