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Pojure

A derogatory term for those with an attraction to Pokemon. See Pokephilia.
Guy 1: Whatup my fellow pojures

Guy 2: whats good g im wanking my shit to slowpoke
by Snozingly7 January 6, 2025
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Season 2

Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014
Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows
by Snozingly7 April 19, 2023
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Bitchass Lettuce

An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.

Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022
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Slowpoke

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
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Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
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Meatlover's Exchange

The act of many men passing a jar of meat sauce in a circle and dipping their balls into said meat sauce
Garry: greetings, josh, whats up
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor
by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023
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The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
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