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Pojure

A derogatory term for those with an attraction to Pokemon. See Pokephilia.
Guy 1: Whatup my fellow pojures

Guy 2: whats good g im wanking my shit to slowpoke
by Snozingly7 January 6, 2025
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The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
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Season 2

Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014
Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows
by Snozingly7 April 19, 2023
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Quint

An adjective to describe something eitjer good or bad. It functions as every adjective ever, so uou can use it in any context. Have fun.
Bince: That's not very quint of you, jones. Rubbing butter all over my bedroom door. I oughtta give you a left queef to the bosom.

Jones: we'll see your quintingly action at any time, pish. Fu k yoi
by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023
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Golden Whirlpool

When standing above s toilet pissing at just the right angle, preferably along the left edge, causing the piss in the bowl to start spinning.
Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.
by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023
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Slowpoke

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
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Meatlover's Exchange

The act of many men passing a jar of meat sauce in a circle and dipping their balls into said meat sauce
Garry: greetings, josh, whats up
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor
by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023
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