Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
by Snozingly7 December 08, 2022
When standing above s toilet pissing at just the right angle, preferably along the left edge, causing the piss in the bowl to start spinning.
Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.
by Snozingly7 March 09, 2023
An adjective to describe something eitjer good or bad. It functions as every adjective ever, so uou can use it in any context. Have fun.
Bince: That's not very quint of you, jones. Rubbing butter all over my bedroom door. I oughtta give you a left queef to the bosom.
Jones: we'll see your quintingly action at any time, pish. Fu k yoi
Jones: we'll see your quintingly action at any time, pish. Fu k yoi
by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023
by Snozingly7 January 06, 2025
A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.
This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023