Poffee

The Welwyn vernacular for Coffee

Hey, lets get together for a Poffee on Tuesday

by KrispyK April 25, 2011

Pooffee

The urgent requirement to defecate after consuming coffee.

Kylie - That was a good coffee
Andy - Fuck i need to do a pooffee

by Piwakawaka January 12, 2010

poffel

Action between two or more people.
Comparable to strokes, hugs, snuggels, etc.

Jane poffels Jim.
Jim poffeled Jane before.
Jim and Jane are poffeling together.

by maq July 8, 2004

fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal

She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!

by The only boyo February 27, 2017

poffers

The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)

Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers

by misskittykool September 28, 2009

podfee

Coffee distributed in single serving pods or cups. Keurig is one name brand of podfee.

"I prefer the taste of fresh-brewed coffee to that podfee stuff."

by blinovitch December 16, 2011

Pofferiturbide

My husband

Pofferiturbide X Gunmaninvictissimus

by Gunmaninvictissimus December 7, 2021