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Hey, lets get together for a Poffee on Tuesday
Poffee by KrispyK April 25, 2011
Words you can keep
The urgent requirement to defecate after consuming coffee.
Kylie - That was a good coffee
Andy - Fuck i need to do a pooffee
Pooffee by Piwakawaka January 12, 2010
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Action between two or more people.
Comparable to strokes, hugs, snuggels, etc.
Jane poffels Jim.
Jim poffeled Jane before.
Jim and Jane are poffeling together.
poffel by maq July 8, 2004

fab poffer 

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal
She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!
fab poffer by The only boyo February 27, 2017
The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)
Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers
poffers by misskittykool September 28, 2009
Coffee distributed in single serving pods or cups. Keurig is one name brand of podfee.
"I prefer the taste of fresh-brewed coffee to that podfee stuff."
podfee by blinovitch December 16, 2011

Pofferiturbide 

Pofferiturbide X Gunmaninvictissimus
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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