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The urgent requirement to defecate after consuming coffee.
Kylie - That was a good coffee
Andy - Fuck i need to do a pooffee
Pooffee by Piwakawaka January 12, 2010
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Action between two or more people.
Comparable to strokes, hugs, snuggels, etc.
Jane poffels Jim.
Jim poffeled Jane before.
Jim and Jane are poffeling together.
poffel by maq July 8, 2004

fab poffer 

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal
She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!
fab poffer by The only boyo February 27, 2017
The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)
Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers
poffers by misskittykool September 28, 2009
Coffee distributed in single serving pods or cups. Keurig is one name brand of podfee.
"I prefer the taste of fresh-brewed coffee to that podfee stuff."
podfee by blinovitch December 16, 2011

Pofferiturbide 

Pofferiturbide X Gunmaninvictissimus
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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