poffey

Taking a shit on a stove and turning it on full heat. The effect is a burning shit that begins to rise like bread if used on a gas stove. Once the stove is on though, turn a pot over on top of the shit and put a pillow on top. The pillow will not catch on fire because of the magic of the poffey.

Used primarily in Britain.

"Dude I just made a poffey in Allistar's house."

"Mate, his mummy will be quite angry."

by ClitTape October 10, 2008

Pofey

A kind welsh lad who just loves baths and hot tubs.

Person 1- "Hey have you guys seen Pofey?
Person 2- "Yea, he's just over there hogging the hot tub."

by ratatouillelover101 May 29, 2021

poffel

Action between two or more people.
Comparable to strokes, hugs, snuggels, etc.

Jane poffels Jim.
Jim poffeled Jane before.
Jim and Jane are poffeling together.

by maq July 8, 2004

fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal

She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!

by The only boyo February 27, 2017

Poffee

The Welwyn vernacular for Coffee

Hey, lets get together for a Poffee on Tuesday

by KrispyK April 25, 2011

poffers

The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)

Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers

by misskittykool September 28, 2009

poffy

poofy but cuter

that dog looks poffy. i should cuddle it.

by srhh April 8, 2020