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poffey

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Taking a shit on a stove and turning it on full heat. The effect is a burning shit that begins to rise like bread if used on a gas stove. Once the stove is on though, turn a pot over on top of the shit and put a pillow on top. The pillow will not catch on fire because of the magic of the poffey.

Used primarily in Britain.
"Dude I just made a poffey in Allistar's house."

"Mate, his mummy will be quite angry."
poffey by ClitTape October 10, 2008
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Pofey 

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A kind welsh lad who just loves baths and hot tubs.
Person 1- "Hey have you guys seen Pofey?
Person 2- "Yea, he's just over there hogging the hot tub."
Pofey by ratatouillelover101 May 29, 2021
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poffey • Poffer • Pofey • Poffee • poffel • Pofferiturbide • poffy • fab poffer • Julia Poffenberger

poffel 

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Action between two or more people.
Comparable to strokes, hugs, snuggels, etc.
Jane poffels Jim.
Jim poffeled Jane before.
Jim and Jane are poffeling together.
poffel by maq July 8, 2004
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fab poffer 

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Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal
She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!
fab poffer by The only boyo February 27, 2017
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Poffee

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The Welwyn vernacular for Coffee
Hey, lets get together for a Poffee on Tuesday
Poffee by KrispyK April 25, 2011
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poffers

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The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)
Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers
poffers by misskittykool September 28, 2009
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poffy 

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poofy but cuter
that dog looks poffy. i should cuddle it.
poffy by srhh April 8, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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