Poetker

1. (N) - A SUPERIOR German family's last name. Was stolen from the Amish bloodline in order too install Mockery and Dominance over the community. Huge legends behind the name.
2. Typically, wives that inherited the name are of Great Beauty. Purest form of the blonde and blue eyed female sex.

- Usually are college professors at some point in their lives

3. If you ever end up running into The Poetker Family, it can be the best encounter of your life, but don't ever Screw them over because it can turn into the worst thing ever too endure.

THAT WIFE WAS BEAUTIFUL. SHES PROBABLY A POETKER.

Poetker by StrideRoyals@$$ January 23, 2024

poetter 

To consistently and deliberately keep trying to break something that does not need fixing. In addition, the new "fix" _must not_ aim to provide any compatibility with what it was supposed to "fix", e.g. everything else should be rebuilt from scratch to accommodate said "fix".

1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)

2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)

Stop poettering on a Friday!
Who poetterred that server?

poetter by pideins October 1, 2019

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

Lennart Poettering by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

poetterware 

Poetterware is a type of software mostly found on Linux systems, for example systemd, pulseaudio, policykit, consolekit, xdg-open, colord and more.
This software generally works very well and solves really complicated problems, but if it doesn't behave the way it should, you will have a hard time debugging the issue (e.g. via dbus), working around it (by quick hacks) or use alternative software. It may be written by Lennart Poettering or the freedesktop foundation or other participants in the ecosystem.

You're using Gentoo Linux with systemd? Yes, although it's poetterware it works very well for me.

poetterware by gnu_jj September 20, 2017

poeter 

Established on 2/4/09 at a certain pool in PA by a certain funny girl. It means one who writes poems or a poet.

Person 1: Hey I'm a really good Poeter
Person 2: What!?
Person 1: You Know. Someone who writes poems. A poeter is someone who writes poems and a poemetiker is someone who edits them.

poeter by brndnmcmns23 February 8, 2009

poetier 

A Poet who has the gift of taking everyday words and rhetorically expressing them with other people from the heart and soul through spoken word poetry and or vividly on paper.

The Poetiers put on an awesome show at the P-3 event. I was emotionally drawn in and captivated by their words!

poetier by JonRenee' October 17, 2015

poetergeist 

A poet of sound and fury

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.

poetergeist by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009