Poetker

1. (N) - A SUPERIOR German family's last name. Was stolen from the Amish bloodline in order too install Mockery and Dominance over the community. Huge legends behind the name.
2. Typically, wives that inherited the name are of Great Beauty. Purest form of the blonde and blue eyed female sex.

- Usually are college professors at some point in their lives

3. If you ever end up running into The Poetker Family, it can be the best encounter of your life, but don't ever Screw them over because it can turn into the worst thing ever too endure.
THAT WIFE WAS BEAUTIFUL. SHES PROBABLY A POETKER.
by StrideRoyals@$$ January 23, 2024
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