Podian

Someone who does stupid things to get famous like eating tide pods, slugs, bleach, etc.

Did you hear that Joe went to the hospital cause he tried to eat dog shit?

Dude he sound like a total Podian

by Belmo’s middle toe June 18, 2020

I-Podian

A person who is contently using I-Pod. Messes with its system. Always tries to find new songs and new updates for it

Person 1: I don't know how to delete this son

Person 2: Ask me, I am an I-Podian.

by Pods453 August 11, 2009

podiating

Sitting on the academic podium at SuNy Albany relaxing or chillin when you are supposed to be in class, or whenever. Wasting time on the podium, loitering.

"DAMNNN...why you wasting maddd time podiating??? Go to class for once"

by Lisa Maria October 23, 2007

podinker

when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.

Guy 1: Yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Yea what did you guys do last night?

Guy 1: She was giving me head and bit me so i gave her a podinker in both eyes.

by deeyenda March 9, 2009

pokianism

pokianism also known as poki is a cult.

WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈

-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me

-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit

by gay_self August 10, 2022

Podiatrist

A medical doctor who specializes in feet. These doctors usually have foot fetishes.

Edwina: Dr. Brown sure treated my corns on my feet.
Jon: yeah your podiatrist has a foot fetish.

by UncleEddie April 23, 2010

Arabic Podiatrist

One who specializes in camel toe.

I love camel toe more than an Arabic Podiatrist.

by Cameltoe069 June 10, 2018