podank 

genre of cool, urban hillbilly, ie gangstabilly music, aka hick hop.

also the best damn outlaw bluegrass band in the world.

Alternative Worship with PoDank!

podank by podankster April 18, 2004

podank 

derived from the words podunk and dank, podunk being low brow, likely uneducated, american white trash, and dank being high quality contraband. the combination describes the highest quality lowbrow rednecks available in the midwest.

larry the cable guy, john hartford

podank by sick April 18, 2004

podank 

A term used to describe dirtiness.
Also a string band from Oklahoma.

I have some podank smegma.

podank by Danksters Anonymous December 2, 2003

podank 

gay as hell, grody, bumpkinny, country like, sub-dixie like. adjective. or whatever describes a noun.

winkwonk: my school has cockroaches
BINKBONK: man, thats fucking podank

DOOD: i live in NC
dude: that state is fucking podank

podank by gay man i am [haru] October 23, 2003

podunk town 

A small redneck town usually located in the middle of no where.

Friend: Where are you?
Me: I'm in winnemicca, you can't miss it. It's the only podunk town for 200 mines!

podunk town by MeganEatsHoez September 26, 2015

podinker 

when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.

Guy 1: Yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Yea what did you guys do last night?

Guy 1: She was giving me head and bit me so i gave her a podinker in both eyes.

podinker by deeyenda March 9, 2009

poankacked 

Jesses retarded spelling. Or a word meening to poan kack someone, or to pwn and pancake someone. It also meens ugly and can be used as a racist comment to vinal players because there bad at football-OSW

Karim: Jesse you just poankacked that kid!- Jesse: I know he was some ugly kid from vinal

poankacked by Peaches1 October 20, 2010