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Pockie Pockie 

it is an answering to all stupid questions.
"do u have a beard?" "Pockie Pockie!"
Pockie Pockie by Pink_Faerie June 22, 2004
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Awkie Pockie 

The best word ever invented by QAMREE (the coolest person ever).
-Its a much more legit way of saying "that was awkward..but i kinda liked it..."

-Or it can just be used for saying that something is just straight up awkward, strange, or unusual.
(2 Girls are picking up a guy on the way to a water park)
Girl1- How do you like Keaton so far?!
Girl2- Omg hes soo cute, but i cant think of anything to say to him, this is really awkie pockie.
Girl1- Dont be awkie pockie, just be yourself:)
Awkie Pockie by toyotaquams October 31, 2011

shy pokies

Brenda didn't wear a bra today. We saw that she had shy pokies.
shy pokies by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Pocket Ranch 

When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.
Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!

What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
Pocket Ranch by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023

Pocket Tent 

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
Pocket Tent by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016

No No Pocket 

The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.
Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*
No No Pocket by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021