Pocketsex

1:sexual actions that are hidden, by having one person slide their hand into the other's pocket and pleasuring them

2: sex between midgets, who, due to their smaller size, can sometimes have sexual intercourse inside the pocket of a coat.

*thump, thump thump thump.*

"psst, hey, could you keep the pocketsex down? ....fucking midgets...."

by davidmcmuffin August 22, 2011

run yo pockets

meanin to rob a bitch of everything he got.

bitch this aint no game run yo pockets motherfucker.

by ice man x August 30, 2003

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

by D_l_b February 28, 2022

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.

"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017

spaghetti pockets

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

by myshkin August 2, 2012

run them pockets

Another way to say "give me whats in your pockets!"

Bitch, I gots a shiv in this bitch so run them pockets!

by Toukie June 28, 2006

Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.

Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.

by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011