Anybody who is a huge fan of the Houston Rockets or dickriding the Houston Rockets. They instantly cum when the rockets score. These types of people think that James Harden and Chris Paul are better than Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen.
Trail Blazers fan: Did you see that rocketsexual at the game last night?
Pacers fan: Yeah, when Nene scored they cummed all over the arena!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'