pocketses

Gollum's word for "pockets", as he says in The Hobbit.

"What's it got in its nasty little pocketses, eh, my precious?"
-Gollum in The Hobbit

by Soarel December 22, 2012

run yo pockets

meanin to rob a bitch of everything he got.

bitch this aint no game run yo pockets motherfucker.

by ice man x August 30, 2003

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

by D_l_b February 28, 2022

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.

"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017

spaghetti pockets

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

by myshkin August 2, 2012

run them pockets

Another way to say "give me whats in your pockets!"

Bitch, I gots a shiv in this bitch so run them pockets!

by Toukie June 28, 2006

packeties

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag

"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!

by niggi May 18, 2006