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Pocketsean 

A person who proves himself so useful in the quick rendering of "informasean", "definiseans", "direcseans", and mathematical "calculaseans" that people wish they could carry around a pocket-sized version of him for day-to-day use.
-"Hey Pocketsean, how long till graduasean?"

-"Well, we're in New York at GMT-4 because of Daylight Savings, and it's March 16 13:38 military time, and we'll be graduating in Texas at GMT-5 at 19:00 on May 16, so that puts us 61 days, 6 hours and 21+ minutes out from the ceremony."
Pocketsean by Fetalboy March 16, 2009
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Pocketsean 

A person who proves himself so useful in the quick rendering of "informasean", "definiseans", "direcseans", and mathematical "calculaseans" that people wish they could carry around a pocket-sized version of him for day-to-day use.
-"Hey Pocketsean, how long till graduasean?"

-"Well, we're in New York at GMT-4 because of Daylight Savings, and it's March 16 13:38 military time, and we'll be graduating in Texas at GMT-5 at 19:00 on May 16, so that puts us 61 days, 6 hours and 21+ minutes out from the ceremony."
Pocketsean by Fetalboy March 16, 2009

pocketses 

Gollum's word for "pockets", as he says in The Hobbit.
"What's it got in its nasty little pocketses, eh, my precious?"
-Gollum in The Hobbit
pocketses by Soarel December 22, 2012

Pocketman 

There are lots of very short attractive men out there. I call these sexy men that are too short for my taste as a tall, young woman, pocketmen.
He is such a sexy pocketman, I cannot wear heels to the party.
Pocketman by ~Rosa~ April 5, 2020

pocketsneak 

To enagage oneself in sneaky / underground behaviour or to be able to spread the word when funds are tight.
i only got minimal coinage, looks like we have to pocketsneak our way out of this one.
pocketsneak by pocketgod October 12, 2005

pocketsneak 

The act of being sneaky, making yourself as small as possible so no-one knows whats going on. You will never know if you have been pocketsneak(ed).
We gonna go and pocketsneak some peeps tonight.

or

We pocketsnuck like champs last night.
pocketsneak by pocketgod October 9, 2005

pocketshare 

A portion of the limited amount of available space people have to carry portable electronic devices on their person in pockets, bags, or purses.
People can only carry so much with them at any given time and between laptops, cell phones, digital cameras, and portable music players Amazon's Kindle is competing for “pocketshare” against more widely adopted gadgets.
pocketshare by spincast May 7, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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