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pocketcock 

a hard object in your pocket (a cell phone, ipod etc.) that shows the outline in your pocket.
wow, that guy definitley has a pocketcock (looking at the guys pocket)
pocketcock by bdubbs10 August 6, 2010

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP
"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"
pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

Pocket Corn Hole

This is the girls version of playing pocket pool.
Rachel was totally playing pocket corn hole while you were talking to her.
Pocket Corn Hole by WordsForDays December 14, 2010

Pockethound 

Penis in the pants.
Chris- She wants a guy with a dog.
Paul- She will like your pockethound.
Pockethound by psnack May 13, 2013

Pocketmonkey

A person that can't cope at all in life
Damm bro your a fucking pocketmonkey
Pocketmonkey by anonymous July 5, 2022

DUSTY PECKERCORN 

When you get a corn on your pecker and no one will fuck you because of it.
Yeah man, I haven't gotten any pussy because of my "Dusty Peckercorn"?
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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