DUSTY PECKERCORN

When you get a corn on your pecker and no one will fuck you because of it.

Yeah man, I haven't gotten any pussy because of my "Dusty Peckercorn"?

by JohnsonSwellz June 18, 2016

dipstick test

When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.

Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.

by JohnsonSwellz June 18, 2016

Indiana Lunchbox

When your so fucking hungry while in the act of sex that you are willing to eat corn on the cob out of a girls shitter or pussy.

Man when I got into bed with her my stomach was asking for an "INDIANA LUNCHBOX!"

by JohnsonSwellz June 18, 2016

mudd clamming

When your girls ass so fine you don't mind eating her pussy from behind knowing your nose will be directly in her shitter...

Man, after "mudd clamming" her pussy , I had to wipe the shit off my nose...

by JohnsonSwellz May 30, 2016