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When you meet a Pochii you will view them as sweet and kind. You are mistaken. They are most likely the worst person you will ever meet. The devil himself would want to stay far away from him. Pochii's are the scum of the earth and deserve nothing. It was a mistake being born and those who know him should intently anticipate his grizzly demise.
"Pochii is so cute!"
"Nono, trust me you don't wanna be around that.."
Pochii by Pochii February 13, 2022
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A word originating in the Russian language but also used by Lithuanians and other Eastern Europeans.

This word is used in a few different ways:

Ex. 1: To signify that everything is the same or unchanging.

Ex. 2: To signify that one doesn't care.

Ex. 3: To signify a hopeless uncaring.

The word is considered slightly vulgar by some older people but many young people throw it around without a problem.
Ex. 1:
Person 1: "Ei, kaip gyveni?" (Hey, how's life?)
Person 2: "Viskas pochui." (Everything's pochui (the same)

Ex. 2:
Person 1: "Mano mergine vel nemyles mane..." (My girl doesn't want to love me anymore)
Person 2: "Bliamba, man pochui, nesvarbu" (Dammit, I'm pochui (uncaring), this doesn't concern me)

Ex. 3:
Person 1: "Sveiki, kaip sekasi?" (Hey, how are you doing?)
Person 2: "Man pochui...nebenoriu gyvent..." (I'm pochui (hopeless)...I don't wanna live anymore...)
Person 1: "O, Nebukit kaip emo pyzda!" (Oh, don't be an emo pussy)
Pochui by Lietuviu Kurvas September 12, 2009

Pochinka 

A turd, stool, poo, poop, crap of unsatisfactorily small proportions.
Stu: Do you feel better having gone to the bathroom?
Holly: No I strained as hard as I could but only busted out a Pochinka.
Pochinka by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009
The cutest person you will ever meet. Like so attractive that you feel ashamed of yourself just standing next to them. Very, very lovable
Omg that girl is such a pochi. I need her to be mine NOW.
pochi by ahnah November 27, 2012
A dog with a chainsaw out of his head, a chainsaw devil.
Pochita is scary dog.
Pochita by Pochita Joestar June 29, 2022

pochismo 

Word used in Mexican Spanish to describe a state of being "pocho." Pocho is a derogatory term that Mexicans use for American hispanics who can't speak Spanish correctly. Also used to describe someone who says he's bilingual, but in reality can't function in either language.....like Tex-Mex.
HR Manager: Didn't that last applicant say he was bilingual on his resume ?
Supervisor: Yeah, puro pochismo. He can't write a business letter to our clients in Mexico, and he can't spell in English either. Where do these guys get off bragging how bilingual they are ?
pochismo by ruso September 22, 2005
Female version of "pochito" which is a diminutive of "Pocho". First generation US born daughter of Mexican born parents. Usually speaks broken or little Spanish (aka español mocho).
"Y ahí le voy a enseñar, "espanish" a mi pochita" - Los Tigres Del Norte
Pochita by Pochita1 June 7, 2018
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