Pnolan

IS a man with nothing left to loose, he can masturbate three times a day

Tom and angie,....... Pnolan what the fuck you doing

by tannnman1112 October 25, 2011

#polandcannotintospace

A countryball reference referring to the countryball joke that Poland cannot get into space. They do, however, have an although small, active space station and have sent one man into space.

Oh my god, Poland is so pathetic... #polandcannotintospace

by AnimationGamer November 13, 2017

Polanski

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.

When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.

by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polander

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.

"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"

by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009

Poland

No one hates it more then Poles.

Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.

Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.

As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.

That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!

Someone: Wow this country is beautiful! Let’s move here!

Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!

by CR_ April 27, 2020

Poland

The first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe.

Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.

I'm not Polish, but they've got one of the most interesting histories in the world.

by mtrisk August 13, 2005

i took the wock to poland

adverbe: taking the "wock" (essentially lean) to the country of poland

lil yachty: i took the wock to poland

internet: this is the pinnacle of comedy!

by genericnpc09751 October 16, 2022