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Polansk by Anonymous June 11, 2003
Someone who doesnt know wtf is going on, and should be banished from this place called earth.

His favorite phrase is: "WE AM SPASE PEEPOLE!"
6:23a <+Polansk|> Sp00n|out u my are frind?
6:23a <+Sp00n|out> no
6:23a <+Polansk|> bah
6:23a <+Polansk|> i hate you
6:23a <+Polansk|> and u love i too :P
6:23a <+Sp00n|out> thnx
6:24a <+Polansk|> ??//??//?
6:24a <+Polansk|> how you go?
6:24a <+Polansk|> need i yes want u cus sex monkey beef..
Polansk by EYM March 2, 2003
I think that they are Polish people I guess...so er...yeah...

Those who emigrate to other westernized countries such as America and Australia are totally Westernized and love the Simpsons!
"Beep!"
Polansk by Dreamer July 25, 2003

polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.
Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!
polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

Polanski 

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.
When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.
Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Officer Polaski 

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.
Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"
Officer Polaski by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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