Plotka 

A synonym for crap

Damn dude i took the biggest plotka last night after taco bell

Plotka by ericdennis November 3, 2009

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007

Hot Plotkin 

When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.

In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.

After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".

Hot Plotkin by naesmit August 22, 2012

Plotanium 

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.

Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.

Plotanium by therichardstill May 8, 2009

Plotkai 

Main or sub characters that gain extraordinary power for no absolute reason other then to surpass their current situation due a lack in power. These characters, will be as strong, as they need to be.

Ash's Pikachu is able to beat legendary pokemons with no real extensive training.

Ichigo is part Hallow, Shinigami, Human, and Quincy. Also has the ability to use Bankai, Full bringing, Instant Regeneration, Hallow Form, Hallow 2nd Form.

Sasuke and Naruto for some reason are stronger then Hokage's and can match the Sage of 6 Paths.

All three examples are forms of Plotkai, where they protagonists will be as strong as the plot requires.

Plotkai by SimplyPresent May 12, 2014

potka 

both first posts have it correct, and incorrect.....allow me to explain. first, the vodka does not need to be chilled....on the contrary....place in a windowsill where it can get sun at least a few hours out of the day to warm up. the heat will case a better absorbtion rate. Make sure lid is tightly closed. I have done this with normal vodka (i prefer absolut), but whatever you choose needs to have an alcohol percentage no lower than 40%. Secondly, put whatever you want in it seeds, stems, leaves bud. I have found that one 1/4 bag of good hydro, or chronic to one 750 ml bottle of vodka (minus 2 shots to allow room for weed), mixed with whatever shake, or bettter yet, trimmings from a plant you have. Shaking only once per day is enough.....right after removing from the warm windowsill. wait about a total of 2 weeks, then Enjoy

A Potka and tonic

1 - 1 1/2 oz potka
6-8 ounces tonic water
1/4 squeezed lime
over ice

mix and stir after squeezing lime into glass.

A Potkarita

1 - 1 1/2 oz Potka
8 oz premade margarita mix
ice optional
blended optional

A Potkahito

1-1 1/2 oz potka
1 teaspoon sugar
8 mint leaves
12 oz can of lemon lime soda
light ice

sugar, ice, and mint leaves in glass. crush together with wooden spoon handle. poou in potka and stir, ad soda amount to taste

potka by cutter13 August 4, 2009

PLOKTA 

Abbreviation for "Press Lots Of Keys To Abort". This is a mode of operation seen used by many computer users, and even on occasion by administrators. Users who use the PLOKTA method are often said to have "entered PLOKTA mode."

In the PLOKTA mode of operation, the user has attempted all sensible ways of exiting or stopping a hung or undesireable process (trying to close it, trying to force-quit or Ctrl-Alt-Del the program, trying to reboot the computer) and the attempts have failed. At this point the user will begin stabbing at the Ctrl-Alt-Del or Apple-Esc keys repeatedly and with greater force, then normally resort to bludgeoning the keyboard with their fists while screaming expletives in the direction of the offending application.

PLOKTA mode can also be applied to other electronic devices besides PC's. Other frequent victims of PLOKTA mode operations are vending machines, ATM's, Cell Phones, and any number of other consumer electronics.

It has been shown that, while an effective stress release tool, the use of PLOKTA mode generally does not restore normal operation of the device in question.

"Lance was almost done editing the footage in FinalCut when he gota the pinwheel of death and went into PLOKTA mode."

"Dirk was working on the new product docs when Word went belly-up. He went into PLOKTA mode and started screaming and crying at the computer."

For rather extreme video examples, search YouTube or GoogleVideo for the terms "Angry German Kid" and "Boom Headshot"

PLOKTA by Dirkus Maximus December 17, 2006