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I'm gonna go watch some pornyub, FUCK I MISSPELLED IT
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Pornythologist 

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.
David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.
Porn with plot.
The plorn started out with the pizza guy ringing the doorbell.
Plorn by Lpants October 30, 2009

porny backing 

to use porn not belonging to yourself to get off
or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to find, purchase, or load

examples of porny backing include:
1. browsing old web history you didnt leave
2. your brother's stash
3. your dad's stash
4. your lesbian sister's stash
guy 1 "hey did you see that great mag i got from my dads stash!"
guy 2 "seriosly bro stop porny backing on your dad its nothing but over weight black chicks eating pie"
porny backing by santaire January 27, 2008

Sexy Porny Star 

A term used by V (Kim Taehyung) from BTS. Means to be a saxophonist but instead, ARMY uses "sexy porny star" as V once accidentally said in an interview that if he were not in BTS he would be a "sexy porny star" instead of a saxophonist.
Jimin: "what would you do if you were not a member of BTS?"
V: "I think, I would be a sexy porny star"
BTS and ARMY: *dies of laughter*
Sexy Porny Star by nadya8 November 14, 2020
used to describe any object, person, place or action that is like porn, ie. tacky and slutty
"Have you seen Katie around? She's been acting very porny lately!!"

"Maybe you shouldn't wear those boots; they look rather porny."
porny by poo8384 June 11, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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