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Definitions by santaire

The lingering smell of fart, trapped in an enclosed area such as a blanket or elevator.
1. "The weendure is so thick in here I can taste it."
2. "Sometimes I'll pull the blanket over my head to bask in my own weendure"
3. "How do you guys put up with the constant smell of weendure in your building?" "We endure."
Weendure by santaire February 2, 2015

fauxny tail 

the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap
girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!
fauxny tail by santaire July 5, 2011
that just means she likes what i likes
1. 2 girls + horny - man = lesbian
2. womens prison
Lesbian by santaire May 8, 2008

mermaider 

its metal for fish!
dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean
mermaider by santaire January 28, 2008

porny backing 

to use porn not belonging to yourself to get off
or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to find, purchase, or load

examples of porny backing include:
1. browsing old web history you didnt leave
2. your brother's stash
3. your dad's stash
4. your lesbian sister's stash
guy 1 "hey did you see that great mag i got from my dads stash!"
guy 2 "seriosly bro stop porny backing on your dad its nothing but over weight black chicks eating pie"
porny backing by santaire January 27, 2008