The act of interlocking toes with another individual. Whether consensual or not. Commonly done when the feet and toes are covered in something(peanut butter and jelly is common).
Tim: Now the he is drugged, ima plornby him so hard.
Smith: *gets plorbyied"
person 2: I think there is a plorby in here
person 3: what? why are you both looking at me?
person 1: you know what we do to plorbies.
person 3: no no NO, I CAN'T LOSE MY BALLS, NOT AGAIN!!!
person 2: don't try running
“to very passionately and energetically do something” Something usually being murder of some variant. Onemay typically follow up a “plormby” statement by commenting on how unsanitary the action will be to emphasize the point.
Example: I’m going to plormby all over you
Translation: (I’m going to stomp on your corpse and enjoy it)
Example 2: Get plormbied on
Translation: (Rot in hell motherfucker)
The measurement of disk space on your computer of how much porn you have stored. Basically, the accumulation of time spent on your Friday and Saturday nights in a mathematical output.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.