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PLORN is very simply, plane porn. High quality aerial photography of the newest hottest military aircraft taking to the skies.
Not to be confused with situational pornography that takes place on commercial aircraft involving stewardess or flight attendants, but sexy aerial photography of high performance military aircraft in flight.

Often equated to sexy photo shoots involving high end performance cars in exotic locations, PLORN, is the high performance military aircraft equivalent.
PLORN by RichardSlinger August 30, 2011
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Political Porn. Such as the endless shares and reposts of biased news articles, political cartoons, memes, and other politically based materials intended to sway or teach other people the original poster's point of view. But we all know that they just come across as a lunatic and only teach us that they are surfing the net for hours in search of this stuff. Or else, they copy and paste entire emailed talking points from their PAC or political party. Their sarcasm in the posts comes across as sad as someone who cries while masturbating.
Marty likes to go home and search for plorn every night and posts it to Facebook after work to prove a point that nobody cares about. Alex Jones is like the Larry Flint of plorn.
Plorn by OriginalScapegoat December 9, 2013
Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.
Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.
PlonkOp by Drxve September 20, 2023
When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.
"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."
Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017

Plin plin plon

Lord Gwyn's theme song in Dark Souls 1. Also that saddest fucking piano you will ever hear.
Dude1: "Dude! Have you heard of Plin plin plon?"
Dude 2:"No! What is it?"
Dude 1 slaps Dude 2 so hard he starts to fucking choke on his own breath.
The name of Chris Demarais' (From Rooster Teeth) penis.
I dunno man! Chris just whipped out Plirnk on the set of On The Spot!
Plirnk by MaliciousHero May 1, 2017