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Ploont
A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.
Ploont by superstraightdave January 17, 2010
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Ploonet • plooney • poonette • ploonerz • plooney your mom • Ploont • ploonter • poonetration • poonett square • Poo-net
plooney
n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.
Also v. int.: to plooney
Also v. int.: to plooney
poonett square
Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.
Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.
poonett square by bloopy15 April 10, 2008
poonetration
Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.
"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."
"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"
"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"
poonetration by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008
plooney
plooney by DramaOfficewords March 23, 2004
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