Ploonet

When you spell planet wrong

Look at that girl's minecraft username it says ploonet , she spelt planet wrong

by CatBuff May 19, 2020

Ploont

A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.

Our music teacher is such a fucking ploont man.

by superstraightdave January 17, 2010

plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004

ploonter

1. a lollipop who is tormented for their young looks.
2. a young looking fruit loop

That blonde haired kid is a ploonter.

by bobber006 May 20, 2008

poonett square

Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.

Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.

by bloopy15 April 10, 2008

poonetration

Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.

"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."

"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"

by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008

plooney

George Clooney's face getting sprayed....

I (george clooney) JUST GOT HIT WITH THOMAS'S PLOONEY!

by DramaOfficewords March 23, 2004