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ploonter 

1. a lollipop who is tormented for their young looks.
2. a young looking fruit loop
That blonde haired kid is a ploonter.
ploonter by bobber006 May 20, 2008
Words you can keep
Plonter is a Maze kind of a mess,biding,having many knots.
Also, the plot became a plonter causing maze.
The fisherman made a Plonter while working with the ropes.
The electrician made a mess a Plonter in the lines.
The weaving girl had a huge Plonter in the weaving threads.
...can't clear that plonter.
Plonter by Shi Ouz October 5, 2005
Related Words
A poonter is a person who is a poonter
“You’re a fucking poonter”
Poonter by Poonterbih March 28, 2022

poonterang 

From Poontang + Boomerang, a previous sexual partner who subsequently will not leave you alone: i.e she keeps coming back.
I had some fat bird at Dave's party last night - turned out she was a right poonterang, I had to get a new phone.
poonterang by GASHmags April 9, 2007
Poonter is a word to describe a female's ass and/or asshole. Can also be abbreviated to poont.
Yup, barebacked that poonter all night long
Poonter by justmonsterface November 1, 2010

ploonerz 

once on LNC, block1of4 tried to type "pioneers" using 1337, but he missed typed it and it came out as "plooners" when translated back into regular text.

ultimately it has no meaning and it is strictly dada.
hey dude, are you going to ploonerz tonight?

yeah, it's gonna ploon for soon.
ploonerz by patra July 3, 2003
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