Poo-net
A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash
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Poo Net
How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!
Poo Net by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019
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Poo-Netting
The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.
I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.
Poo-Netting by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008
poonett square
Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.
Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.
poonett square by bloopy15 April 10, 2008
poonetration
Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.
"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."
"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"
"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"
poonetration by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008
Poonette
That poonette girl over there