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A penis that is very thick, long and veiny. The pongis throbs a lot which makes it a perfect treat to suck on and deep throat.
Oneesan : Ara Ara~ I'm gonna devour your shota pongis for dinner.
Pongis by hentai mc April 4, 2022
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Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.
The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.
Plongus by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021
A word that's definition is unknown to the mass population and is only known to the few that can speak the language of a wild Mow
Mow: Plongus
Spoon: Plongus
Yohapii: Plongus
UB3R-B0T: Plongus
Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.
Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"
Plongus by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021

plongitude

A platitude made for the express purpose of moving the conversation away from an uncomfortable topic.
"Tanya was bitching to me about her romantic problems, so I threw out a plongitude to get her to stop."
One who discriminates against pong or those who play pong. Much like a nazi is to jews minus the burning and killing except in the most severe of cases.
Dan Knox

A pong player was beaten to death with his controller in a pongist attack.
Pongist by Moose Evans December 21, 2003