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Onamonatopia, the sound something heavy (i.e. a dead body) makes when one throws it into a large body of water (i.e. that lake behind your house, don't think I don't know what you're doing...)
*rock is thrown into water* *ploink*
Damn, he's made the largest ploink yet.
ploink by KS March 10, 2004
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To make a small electronic donation to charity. Also another way of describing a microdonation to a charity.
I've just ploinked 2p into the Lymphoma Association's electronic charity collection tin at www.ploink.co.uk
Ploink by dorothy donor January 23, 2011
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Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.
Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.
PlonkOp by Drxve September 20, 2023
Johns a plink
Plink by ouygbyhbbh January 9, 2022
A racial slur
SMii7Y: "He's such a plink"
Kryoz: : "What do you mean by that?"
Plink by BrentSon69 January 9, 2022
The racist term for a milkbag
"He's such a plink"
"Nobody wants to be a plink"
Plink by Zombiebro January 9, 2022

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens
There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007