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Slang term used to refer to Canadians. "Milkbags" is a term deemed offensive by all Canadians, but they will not say so, because they are all too polite.

Originated in Southwest Guam in a reference to the fact that Canadians invented the 'Milkbag' as an alternative to the 'Milk Jug'.
"Canadians might not have as many crazy people in their Wal-Mart's, but that doesn't change the fact that they're a bunch of milkbags!"
milkbag by misanthropy_inc March 6, 2010
The act to hit one with a bag of milk.

YO I JUST MILKBAGGED YOUR GIRL LAST NIGHT COS SHE WASN'T RESPECTING MAH PIMPHAND.
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Milkbag by Canaman Chase July 14, 2009
One who’s body (generally torso) resembles that of a bag of milk.

Pale, flappy, skinny-fat, and not a ton of muscle. Far less impressive than a Dad-Bod.
Not sure why she’s with that Milkbag, he must have a huge horn.

He looks like shit, he’s a Milkbag.

Guy is dead outta shape, absolute milkbag
Milkbag by RobertRicher March 15, 2022
my fucking nutsack, what your wife licks everytime she sees me, and what I give her birdbaths with cause she loves the milk out of my bag
Yesterday I was bored so I whipped out my milkbag and your sister milked me for an hour with her sweet lips.
milkbag by Steve February 13, 2004
Milkbag is a racial slir towards canidians
Milkbag by Mr.milkman December 14, 2020

Manitoba Milkbag

Similar to the Chicago Mustache, except the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit and the person on the top has drank milk all day instead of eating corn.
I was watching "How I met your mother" and got so turned on that the next day I only drank milk and then gave your mother a Manitoba Milkbag that night!
Manitoba Milkbag by ski9600 September 1, 2009