Plissing 

Platonic Kissing. The act of two or more individuals kissing that have no intention of engaging in any further sexual involvement.

Did you see John and Sandy last night? They were plissing in the corner of the bar for a good five minutes!

Plissing by Jack Sparrowil August 1, 2009

challenge pissing 

A challenge where you try to piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet.

Hey bill, you want to do some challenge pissing? I guarantee I'll win

challenge pissing by Shark Attack April 12, 2007

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

Challenge pissing 

A contest held at Big Bill Hell’s car dealership in which the contestant is challenged to piss six feet straight up in the air and avoid getting wet. If they’re dry, they receive no down payment on their car

“Take a hike to Big Bill Hell’s, home of challenge pissing!”

Challenge pissing by JustAVitalVestigialOrganHere November 8, 2018

Pissing lava 

The painful urination from STDs.

After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!

Pissing lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Rock-Pissing Dump Truck 

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

Rock-Pissing Dump Truck by Julesheart March 6, 2023

pissing in the wind 

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

pissing in the wind by Jotinmick April 24, 2016