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The act of "PSerding" is the acting of a person who follows or acts in the following manner or ways :
-Rude and Obnoxious to others
-Whenever an unfortunate occurance happens to the person, they think it is the end of the world
-Tend to like younger and more vulnerable people
-Lack Hair
-Are not snipped (not circumsized)
-Violent

There are few other qualities that I have left out, since they are extreme and very harsh.
Generally, PSerding is not liked by many, and is even at times considered homosexual.
Damnit, that kids PSerding today!

Man, I PSerded at my mom last night, she hit me with the mixer.

Man that kid seems as if he just PSerded on his girlfriend, she looks pretty bruised up.
PSerding by Connor Snyder December 9, 2008

Special Pleading 

Name of the mental mechanism that allows people to make exceptions to an otherwise self-accepted statement without being hounded by guilt.
Special Pleading in action:
Jack and Kyle are in line at a pizzeria. Jack notices that Kyle ordered 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Coke. Jack thinks that Kyle is a fatass for doing so.

The next day, Jack orders 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Sprite and downs it all for lunch. But, as he's putting the pizza to bed, all he thinks about is how especially hungry he is after skipping breakfast that morning.
the act of waiting around the local elementary school with a red van and candy in hopes of abducting a small chid younger than 10 years old.
that creepy bald pedophile tried pserding at our elementary school yesterday.
pserding by Nick Kelly October 30, 2007

Pherding 

When somebody makes repeated, confusing gasps upon hearing shocking information, requests or accusations.
Hey man can you cover my shift on Saturday?
*Pherding*
Pherding by hymen-destroyer-98 August 5, 2016

Pleading the Fifth 

Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.
friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.

plerking 

The act of planking and twerking at the sametime. Often viewed as a failed attempt at the worm, or dry-humping an inanimate object.
"Is that dude trying to do the worm?"
"No he's plerking."
plerking by #dry-humping April 11, 2014