Plazoon 

A private, sacred space specifically set up for gooning — the act of entering a trance-like state while edging for extended periods. A plazoon often includes dim lights, multiple screens, lotion, headphones, and absolutely no interruptions.

• “Don’t go in there, bro’s in his plazoon again.”
• “He turned his walk-in closet into a full-on plazoon — triple monitors and blackout curtains.”
• “Every time I lose track of time, I realize I’m deep in the plazoon.”

Plazoon by Master Gooner July 21, 2025

Troon Platoon 

A group of very annoying transexuals

Keffals has a Troon Platoon

Troon Platoon by VanZevo1776 September 3, 2022

platoon 

A unit of 30-40 soldiers, usually commanded by a lieutenant asisted by an NCO. A platoon is formed by at least two sections or squads (usually 3 or 4) and is smaller than a company. Typically, there are 3-4 platoons in a company. Most platoons are infantry platoons; some carry other designations such as mortar or heavy weapons platoons. A platoon is the smallest military unit led by a commissioned officer

Also a very kick ass movie from Oliver Stone that won Best Picture for 1986.

In the British Army, a platoon is led by a lieutenant or second lieutenant.
It's the same in the Canadian Forces and the U.S. Army.

platoon by Adrian July 2, 2006

One platoon wonder 

the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.

Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.

One platoon wonder by captain fucko February 6, 2010

platoonic

term which best describes the asexual relationship between a male and female in the military.....

The relationship between the female marine and the male marine was strictly platoonic....

platoonic by sheila in the car July 1, 2011

poon platoon 

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest

Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!

poon platoon by me_gusta_ducharte February 9, 2010

platoon 

when you got so many people in your squad its so big its became a whole army.

shit man i wouldn't fuck with that platoon, they got like 40 naggas

platoon by thatwhitedude February 19, 2015