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Playstation Play 

A sports play that happens in real life that would normally only occur in a video game. Term created by ESPN Sportscenter on the Top Ten Plays Also known as Xbox play.
Marshawn Lynch's run against New Orleans was a Playstation Play.
Playstation Play by Taz9024 January 12, 2011
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Playstation players

GayStation players are just tryhard no life little dicks vigins. They try so hard to win at every game that they ignore the real world. They are as shitty as the playstation 4 most are fat and smell like fish and talk shit behind the screen when dying but when com to real life they shit themselves and cry for mommy. Xbox players are like gods compared to them. Also most players have foreskin .0000001 centimeter dicks and probably watch lolicon / porn in the attic and or basement of their parents or grandparents house.
Since we are both Playstation players lets go back to my house and suck each others chodes. And watch lolicon
Playstation players by XBOXNIBBAS December 30, 2019

playstation player 

A 9 year old small dick virgin who lives in the basement, Also he jacks off to porn while he is home alone.
Oh you are a playstation player haha fucking virgin

Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.
Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"
Playstation Pornable by Danfire0 August 17, 2009

Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.
Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation tan

When one spends so much time on gaming machines that their skin turns a pasty white colour due to lack of sun exposure and outdoor activities.
Jimmy "hey what you up to this weekend bro"
Dave "working on the playstation tan mate"
Jimmy "that's some sick shit bro"

or

Julie "Holy crap meg, your boyfriend sure is white"
Meg " yeah that's his playstation tan"
Playstation tan by charliroc March 11, 2010

Playstation Move

A motion controller. It's a Wii remote with a ball on top.
The Playstation Move is a big fail.
Playstation Move by ablisa January 21, 2011
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