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Playing Drums 

1. A phrase commonly used in the Bay Area when describing someone who is just not paying attention.

2. It's almost like that spaced out look a drummer makes when they're playing.

3. That look a person makes when they're daydreaming.
This guy is not smart. He's at a green light but he's not driving through the intersection. Dude, he must be playing drums right now.
Playing Drums by Adub408 July 8, 2018
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Playing drums 

The reason for living
Playing drums is the reason for living
Playing drums by Jdrummer316 February 7, 2019

Playing the Drums 

When you have three girls on their hands and knees in front of you, naked, ready to take it. You can pick any girl you choose at any time, and can smack all their asses, sort of like playing a very sexual drumset.
Bob: Hey, you see those three girls over there?

Tom: Yeah, they're hot!

Bob: Yeah, when i take them home later, i'm gonna be Playing the Drums!
Playing the Drums by sandyclam August 17, 2011

Playing the drums 

slapping your belly fat in hopes of losing weight.
Zak started playing the drums on his 22nd birthday so start his weight loss journey.
Playing the drums by CummmmmRefs November 24, 2023

Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot
Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026