Plautz

Verb “to Plautz” adjective “Plautz” to personify a douche canoe and/or speak like a douche canoe

Rick, even after being told to stop talking about his divorce, continued to Plautz nonetheless

by Rick regret November 8, 2019

killer plauze

Describes a very huge belly especially by girls

Uschi has a killer plauze

by raz0r October 1, 2006

mr.platz

A Big man with a huge, nice, round booty. A Mr.Platz is a man with confidence and the biggest smile in the hole world. He is in the best shape and Is alllllllll thick boi

Most might say Mr.Platzes are stud muffins, but I think they are all sexy young men ready to be ridden. They like to save money, but spend it on things that they want or want to give
They drive nice cars and they get all the singles looking at them.

To sum it all up...BIG DICK.

Girl: THATS A NICE ASS
Other girl: yea he’s a Mr.Platz

by THICKDICKBOI November 7, 2018

platz

to platz (yiddish): to burst (met.) (out of excitement, joy, etc), or even to throw up. Unable to contain yourself for whatever reason

I was so excited, I almost platzed!

This is great news, I cant wait to tell him/her, he/she is going to platz!

The deal has platzed, it's over.

by mercurio January 26, 2006

joseph platzer

Goose

Joseph Platzer is a goose.

by amchew November 12, 2018

plaut

1) To academically molest a person beyond his or her intellectual breaking point, resulting in that person's dropping your class or withdrawing from your university. Usually only used in the passive voice, since the focus of the statement is primarily the person who was plauted, not the one who did the plauting.

2) The scholarly analog of forcing someone through the goatse endurance challenge.

Taylor was always such a smug bastard. I couldn't help but laugh when he got plauted two weeks into analysis.

by NutBusta December 9, 2008

Plaut

to hide in a corner while crouching, attempting to be unseen by those around you, only to pop out at an opportune time.

Dude, Plaut was plauting so hard during that Halo game, it was really annoying.

by japlaut February 4, 2009